Yesterday was by far my most eventful day in recent memory. I am a little dissapointed that I didn't photograph the two most significant situations. I woke up around noon and at 1p.m. I decided on taking a ride on my bike. I have a superb 5 speed Schwinn "World Tourist" from the late 1970's that is often neglected due to my poor riding skills/luck and infatuation with my skateboard.
Situation 1: I was HAULING ASS three blocks away from my house on my way the Pool Haul to meet up with Eddie. Some chick in a white BMW cuts me off and I grasp the breaks with a bear grip so i don't Evil Kenivel roll on her windshield and hood. Consequently, my bike stops and I fly forward(due to my inability to rapidly calculate basic physics of forward motion). I sack it where the handle bars connect to the frame and scream vulgar obscenities for about 3 minutes. I got over it and continued two more blocks to the pool haul. Met up with Eddie, told him what happened and said I was going to the bathroom because I presumed I possibly urinated myself amidst the gnarliness. WRONG! It turns out my scrotum was bleeding and I had blood on my hands, undergarments and genitalia. I didn't really know what to do or if I should do anything so I said, "FUCK IT," washed my hands and played pool. I performed suprisingly well for not playing in 7 months, winning the majority of the games.
After pool, I continued my errands on the remainder of my bike tour for another 3.5 hours before going home and tending to my reproductive organ. In half the day I tore my ballsack and was informed by 3 former love interests that we were currently "just friends"(which is cool). Also in half the day I got some delicious pizza and ice cream, had a fun bike ride, and bought tights and a Yoga Mat!
Eddie at the Pool hall
This is what your Tax Dollars go to: Gay Flame Minis
Eddie Do says, "Don't Do Drugs!"
Rip off printer store by my house
Alhambra's Favorite Child Star gonna bad, Mota Matt. (Note: he co-starred in an internationally aired commercial w/ Marion Jones).
"Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner" at 4
Shitty ass water 2" cups
Random Sighting of my mother and sister on the other side of town
Hollering at Eddie
Double Scoop Rite Aide Ice Cream
My bike at "Stoner Park"
Untitled
Happiness
That dude works for the American Red Cross but is proud to support F. Castro through his love of Colombian Coffee.
"Have you ever ran from the Temple City Sherrifs?"
At "Stoner Park, I randomly ran into "The Dude" and his crew. I went to high school w/ him. His looks and actions resemble a lovechild between Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" fame and Nelson Muntz. Just got his High School Diploma on Wednesday.
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